Is this true? - Add yours to the list! :) - Submitted by Taydra O’connor
Only real Jamaicans call the entire leg, foot, and the entire arm, hand
Only real Jamaicans put crazy baby powder pon dem pickney neck after dem bathe dem! fresh wi seh!
Only real Jamaicans say headtop, footbottom, neckback
Only real Jamaicans live in another country for 50 years and never lose their accent
Only real Jamaicans will say that gas is the reason for any pain and tea is the cure. “mi foot a hot me!”, “drink tea… a gyas.”
OnlyReal Jamaicans turn up @ a party at 1 a.m. an know seh it a done 2am an den cuss bout wah kinda fukri dat an dem jus reach…
Only Real Jamaicans have friends weh name “BIGGZ” “POOCHIE” “BROWN MAN” “MR CHIN” “MACHIZ ” BLACKS”DRIVER” “JUICEY” “CREAMY” etc
Only real Jamaicans rub white rum while sick instead of vicks
Only real Jamaicans can have phone conversations with sound effects like ” Ehheeeeeh , mhhm , ehhh ! , yuh tuh lie ! awoah
Only real Jamaicans know that ‘soon come’ means anything but.
Only real Jamaicans know that “foreign” is just one country …. maybe two
Only real Jamaicans call pomegranate, ponganot.
Only Real Jamaicans are NEVER done talking when we say, “mi done talk!”
Only Real Jamaicans “Put it pon youchube”
Only Real Jamaicans Alphabet —Hay, B, C, D, He, Hef, Gee, Hayitch, Hi, J, K , Hel, Hem, Hen, Ho, Pe, Q, Har, Hes, T, Hugh, V,W, Hex, Hwhy, Zed
Only real Jamaicans call avacado, pear
Only Real Jamaicans follow caribbeanmassive.tumblr.com :)
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Hahahaha =)) =D =))
